Coozer Prophesy: NYC earthquake explosion + nuclear explosion.

Not to panic you while enjoying a beautiful Sunday picnic in Central Park, but... we're all going to die.

Seismologists - who are GENIUS SCIENTISTS - have figured out that an earthquake is going to hit NYC at any moment. Worse, you know the Indian Point nuclear power point, just north of NYC? Well, it sits bull's eye-style right on some earthquake fault lines.

So not only is there going to be mass devastation, but a nuclear plant is going to be involved, and I assure you, it'll be the biggest mass implosion since the 2007 Mets.

Horrifying story here.