Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Coozer-Bits.

PSA: FDA adds suicide warning to epilepsy drugs.

Trends: Throwing shoes.

Booze: On average, 10 drunk New Yorkers get hit and killed by the subway each year.

I hate the MTA: Org that can't run their business pass budget to increase fares and reduce services, which already suck.

Eats: The secret ingredient to everything is.... wait for it.... BUTTER!

Creepy: China is now watching you.

Science: New species of prehistoric giants found in the Sahara.

Sad: Chocolate is running out!

Booze: Heroic scientists find way to make nasty wine delicious!

Lame: Pointless $24m gov agency releases idiotic report with your money.

Yipes: One-second conversation hesitations cause racial tensions.

Eats: Fast food meals are smaller, have fewer calories than "proper" restaurants.

Sad: All Woolworths stores to be shut down in a couple of weeks.

Yipes: Pilot tells stunned passengers he's not qualified to land plane, turns it around.

2 comments:

Larissa said...

"Since most Manhattanites don't own cars, Gershon said people might think "it's OK to drink to the point of intoxication because they're not driving.""

It isn't????

Adam Coozer said...

There are two states of being: happiness and sobriety.