In 2009, I resolve to:
1. Become thin, sexy, and rich so that people have a legitimate reason to hate me.
2. Help the Beastie Boys stop when they can't, won't, or don't.
3. Have something named after me in the DSM-V.
4. Finish my screenplay for Indiana Jones & the 11 Secret Herbs and Spices.
5. Create a rock so heavy that God can't lift it.
6. Never, EVER go to where the wild things are.
7. Some nicknames are given. Others are earned. "Pickles" is one I must earn.
8. Try to stop mentioning Gary Carter whenever I'm on #8 of a list.
9. Work out my Snarf issues with a licensed therapist.
10. Convince media-savvy blog readers that Coozer Files is totally worth bookmarking. snarf snarf
2 comments:
#3 is the best!
Happy New Year!
Steve
Hey- I totally bookmarked you!
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