Coozer-Bits.

Sad: Black girls 50% more likely to be bulimic than white girls.

Health: Shellfish and inkjet printers hold key to to faster healing.

Awesome: Goodbye needle, hello smoothie! New vaccines may be tasty.

Science: NASA scientists find clues to the secret of life.

Lame: Madoff scandal deeply impacted life science research.

Sad: Old books could cause problems for libraries.

Sad: Girl, 18, hangs herself after boyfriend texts pic of her around school.

Sad: Darth Vader in cancer battle.

Politics: Syrian president praises Obama, wants to help mediate.

Misc: Wisconsin's new slogan faces pushback.

Lame: Bush aide gets 30 months for stealing $600,000 from Cuba democracy program.

D'oh: Does China have better anti-monopoly laws than the US? Takeover bid by Coca-Cola shot down.

Duh: Some schools may be breeding grounds for killers.

D'oh: Lawyer defending dirty cop discovers he's on his client's hit list.

Travel: US warning over Tokyo nightlife after Americans keep getting drugged.

D'oh: Sarah Palin to give huge speech - only she doesn't know about it.

Trends: Easy access to info creating more and more mistrials.

Duh: Bush's first post-prez speech met with protesters, flying shoes.

Duh: Diebold admits its voting machines can delete ballots.

Misc: Queenryche's singer doesn't want your silent lucidity when it comes to thanking troops!

Trends: Whoopie pies making a comeback! (I just like saying "whoopie pie.")