Friday, May 22, 2009

Coozer-Bits.

Lame: Drunk Morgan Stanley trader goes on $10m trading frenzy.

Hero: 6-year-old takes wheel after dad passes out in car.

Creepy: Californian morgue overrun by maggots.

Sad: Younger elephant sad over death of friend.

PSA: 96,000 pounds of ground beef recalled.

Yipes: Angry customer bites off electrician's ear.

Duh: Virgin Mary shows up in a cup of coffee.

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