Thursday, July 16, 2009

British police who practice witchcraft to get 8 paid holidays.

This rules. I guarantee you they'll recognize the Jedi faith soon within 3-5 years. From Daily Mail:
Policemen who have admitted using witchcraft to gain promotions at work have persuaded the Home Office to allow them to set up a Pagan Police Association.

The officers are even given special dispensation to take eight pagan holidays a year, including Halloween and the summer solstice.

PC Andy Pardy, of Hertfordshire Police, met with Home Office chiefs this week to push for the creation of an officially sanctioned pagan support group for police officers around the UK.

Pagans worship nature and believe in many gods, and practices include witchcraft and druidism.

PC Pardy, who has been an officer for the past seven years, is a heathen - which means he worships Norse gods, including hammer-wielding Thor, the one-eyed Odin and the god of fertility, complete with huge phallus, Freyr.

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