Monday, August 24, 2009

KFC unleashes sandwich that uses fried chicken as bread.

For those in poverty-stricken countries who wait for hours on bread lines - IN YOUR FACE! USA! USA! From Consumerist:
This is perhaps man's greatest achievement or evidence of our civilization's impending doom. Maybe it's both.

Meet the KFC "double down." Although no mention of it is made on KFC.com and we have never seen an ad for it ourselves, we are being lead to believe that it is real by Foodgeekery.com. They have crappy cell phone camera footage of a commercial (from Omaha, apparently) for the mysterious beast, as well as photographic evidence of it in the wild.

The sandwich consists of two fried chicken fillets wrapped around bacon, cheese and Colonel's sauce. It apparently tastes like you think it would.

2 comments:

Chrystal K. said...

That’s disgusting.

Steve from Moon said...

Remember the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man"? (It really freaked me out when I first watched at age 7!)

Maybe the calorie-packed fast food industry is just fattening up the population for when our alien overlords come down to harvest us all!

Either way, god bless the USA for coming up with new ways to pervert food products!