Coozer-Bits

Boston Globe: Al Franken takes MN primary for Senate.

Breitbart: Peanut butter & pastrami pangs lead to pot arrest.

McClatchy: McCain steals Obama’s flags for cheap political stunt.

AOL: Meanwhile, Obama sends out embarrassing pic of Palin.

Chicago Sun-Times: Follow-up: Giant robot ape found in VT cornfield.

Times Online UK: 80% of French prefer Obama over McCain.

LA Times: Texas judge had affair with prosecutor, probably biasing death row case.

FTC: This might explain why every prepaid calling card I’ve ever used seems to last only 90 seconds instead of 10 minutes.

University of Michigan: New, ultra-rare particle discovered.

EurekAlert: Mayonnaise can only be explained by mathematics.

McClatchy: As people die, Haiti still being ignored.

Newsweek: Beijing lends only one hand for the Paralympics.

Page One Q: FL gay adoption ban ruled unconstitutional.

Consumerist: Bloodbath & Beyond offers up good apology for letting baby roast in parking lot. Props!