Goldilocks burglar: Man breaks in, eats cheese, falls asleep.

Craziest part of the story? Dude looks like Frank Zappa!

BILLINGS, Mont. - A man is charged with burglary after someone broke into a home here, ate cheese from the refrigerator, made a mess in a bathroom and fell asleep on a child's bed.

[...] The woman said she found a strange man sleeping in her son's bed. She woke her husband and left to call police from a neighbor's house. The husband confronted the man with an unloaded shotgun and held him until police arrived.