Monday, May 11, 2009

Man wins for worst way to be found dead.

It's official - accidental suffocation in a gas mask while masturbating beats out the guy who was squashed by a boulder while having sex with a chicken. Well done, sir!
A Holloway man found dead wearing a gas mask with his trousers around his ankles was performing a solo sex act that went wrong, a coroner has said.

Jeffrey Cutmore, of Isledon Road, Holloway, was discovered in his living room by paramedics on 17 February. He is said to have been wearing a Russian military-issue gas mask and watching pornography on his computer.

A friend had raised the alarm after Cutmore, 44, had failed to attend a hospital appointment a few days earlier. Post-mortem tests showed that he had been taking amphetamine and ketamine. However, the levels were not high enough to cause an overdose, and his death seemed to have been caused by lack of oxygen.

Dr Freddie Patel, a Home Office pathologist who carried out the post mortem, said: "He was wearing a full-head black rubber mask attached to an open-ended airway tube. It was like a balaclava and very tight-fitting.

"I think the cause of death was asphyxia. For some reason the mask is put on and cuts off the oxygen supply. It is often the case where they try to reduce oxygen to get a heightened sexual feeling – but unfortunately now and again it goes wrong."

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