The Guardian: Labour Party to rebrand Gordon Brown as tough alpha male.
PC World: Sudden PC acceleration causing injuries.
Starbucks: Responding to consumer demand, Starbucks introducing two new sizes: the Plenta and Micra.
ThinkGeek: Some funny new products. (I would totally buy "My First Bacon")
ReadJunk: James Cameron to helm Batman 3.
Marvel: Introducing... Hulkpool.
SF Chronicle: Obama clears way for oil drilling off US coasts. Oh wait, that's true.