Health: Quitting smoking may reduce depression.
Yipes: Kinky sex act with knife goes horribly wrong. (Not as bad as it sounds.)
Awesome: Luckiest man alive has whipped cream truck crash outside house - years after chocolate syrup truck crashes his house too!
Health: 4 fun ways to prevent prostate cancer!
Boozalicious: Brits get trapped in pub for 9 days.
Duh: Consumer Reports finds that AT&T is the worst carrier.