D'oh: Bird-watcher spots his stolen car.
Lame: Supreme Court justice fails to report wife's $680K income from conservative think tanks.
Yipes: Chemical caused nerve damage to military base workers.
Lame: Scalia, Thomas may have had conflicts of interest in landmark case that now allows corporations to sway elections.
WTF: Police refuse to charge drunk teen who terrorized family.
Duh: Facebook blamed for marriage breakups as cheaters are caught online.