The mighty hot dog is one of our nation's most perfect foods. After all, it contains just about all of God's creatures. But a new tv ad running in major cities links hot dogs with cancer, which the American Cancer Society and the hot dog lobby are calling a silly scare tactic.
How nutty is the ad? At one point, a little boy "hauntingly laments" while eating a hot dog: "I was dumbfounded when the doctor told me I have late-stage colon cancer."
WTF.
I'm sympathetic to most campaigns by veggieheads and animal rights activists, even gross/creepy ads, but this unprovoked attack on the hot dog cannot stand! Grab your wiener and wave it proudly in the air!!!
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