Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Coozer-Bits.

WTF: 13-year-old kills brother to take over family drug ring.

D'oh: British National Party accidentally uses Polish plane in anti-Eastern European immigration ads.

Yipes: EasyJet comes within 15 seconds of crash after control system switches off.

Lame: Dad, 36, charged with orchestrating bawdy teen party that included booze and stripper pole.

Sad: Rare jaguar euthanized.

Creepy: Aquatic animals emit laughing gas.

Russian Crime Watch
: Woman knifes husband in eye for refusing to peel potatoes.

Duh: Russia still certain that emo culture causes murder, cannibalism.

Interesting: Geographic map of the US recession.

Sad: Deforestation causing animal stampedes into Sumatran villages.

Yipes: Man jumps out of moving American Airlines plane.

Lame: Japan and US protecting rapists in the US Army, refusing justice to victims.

Hero: Cat saves elderly woman from fire.

Lame: Groom robbed banks to pay for lavish wedding.

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