Duh: What sells in a recession: canned goods and condoms.
Funny: Protesters disrupt beauty pageant with stink bombs.
Follow-Up: Soldier charged with death of 16-year-old girl at army barracks.
Russian Crime Watch: Drunk cop hacks off subordinate's hand.
Science: Japanese astronaut to record the smelliness of his underwear. (Don't Japanese salarymen do this anyway?)
Local: American Airlines plane falls apart over Queens, makes safe emergency landing.
Science: Intelligence mapped in the brain.
Science: Researchers create "map of science."
Funny: Coulter, Maher spar in debates.
Lame: Phish narc'd on all their fans, even bankrolling 200 cops to make drug arrests. Oh, and their music sucks.
Sad: Man-made trash devastating world's oceans.
Lame: NASA won't commit to Colbert module. (I suspect the opposition is made up of Firefly fans who are pushing for "Serenity")
D'oh: Drunken man asks cop for hug, gets arrested.
WTF: Utah, Hawaii, and Wyoming top happiness poll.
Travel: With tourism down, Berlin launches a friendliness campaign.
WWIII Watch: Chinese president calls for "mighty" military support.
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