Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Coozer-Bits II.

Duh: What sells in a recession: canned goods and condoms.

Funny: Protesters disrupt beauty pageant with stink bombs.

Follow-Up: Soldier charged with death of 16-year-old girl at army barracks.

Russian Crime Watch: Drunk cop hacks off subordinate's hand.

Science: Japanese astronaut to record the smelliness of his underwear. (Don't Japanese salarymen do this anyway?)

Local: American Airlines plane falls apart over Queens, makes safe emergency landing.

Science: Intelligence mapped in the brain.

Science: Researchers create "map of science."

Funny: Coulter, Maher spar in debates.

Lame: Phish narc'd on all their fans, even bankrolling 200 cops to make drug arrests. Oh, and their music sucks.

Sad: Man-made trash devastating world's oceans.

Lame: NASA won't commit to Colbert module. (I suspect the opposition is made up of Firefly fans who are pushing for "Serenity")

D'oh: Drunken man asks cop for hug, gets arrested.

WTF: Utah, Hawaii, and Wyoming top happiness poll.

Travel: With tourism down, Berlin launches a friendliness campaign.

WWIII Watch: Chinese president calls for "mighty" military support.

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