Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Coozer-Bits.

Duh: Jack Cafferty is a boozehound.

Sad: DNA proves Bolsheviks killed all of the Romanovs, hurting my claim that I'm Anastasia.

WTF: Toddler, 20 months, crashes car.

Tech: Evil geniuses at Apple create talking iPod.

ZombieWatch: Man stages own funeral to ensure it goes to plan.

D'oh: "Look kids, Big Ben!" Woman saved from roundabout after going around it 50 times.

Creepy: Dracula fish, with sharp bone teeth, discovered.

Eats: Tasty Indian crackers celebrate their 50th year.

Neat: Museum finds secret message in Lincoln's watch. Soon to be an awful movie starring Nic Cage.

Hero: Yale student sues US Airways for $1m after they steal XBox 360 from his luggage.

Misc: In other airline bad behavior news, man sues American Airlines for revoking his lifetime fly pass.

Lame: Woman fired for reporting spanking.

Hot Cha Cha: Sermons are getting sexy in rural Alabama.

Awesome: Colonel Sanders rescued from river after 24 years. (Thanks JV!)

D'oh: Student stabbed with scissors at conflict resolution session.

Yipes: Chicago's nuclear waste now has nowhere to go. (Might I suggest a deep-dish pizzeria?)

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