Talk about "fowl" language! A-hahahaha!!! Ohh maaannn... *wipes brow*Item!
People calling a federal phone number to order duck stamps are instead greeted by a phone-sex line, because of a printing error the government says would be too expensive to correct.The carrier card for the duck stamp transposes two numbers, so instead of listing 1-800-782-6724, it lists 1-800-872-6724. The first number spells out 1-800-STAMP24, while the second number spells out 1-800-TRAMP24.
People calling that second number are welcomed by "Intimate Connections" and enticed by a husky female voice to "talk only to the girls that turn you on," for $1.99 a minute.
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RUFFLED FEATHERS
NEWSWIRE--A misprint on the federal "duck stamp" has a phone-sex-service number affixed to cards that are distributed to millions of waterfowl hunters.
She picked up the phone with seduce-and-flirt answer
But balked at my questions on Goose and Merganser.
I asked for some facts about Cygnets and Teals;
She teased of relaxing in fishnets and heels.
She said she'd act out as whatever I made her,
But rankled at Trumpeter, Plover and Wader.
I swore my intentions weren't odd or foul;
I can't help it if my hangup's waterfowl.
She hung up, but I have a waiting call:
It's my fate to call 900-MATING CALL.
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Light verse, ripped from the headlines
That's awesome!
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