ZombieWatch: Corpses, including Alistair Cooke's, plundered and sold.

This article is worth reprinting in full. A little graverobbing is no cause for concern, but if you read carefully, this guy has been hit with a hundred charges. 100 corpses, led by Alistair Cooke, would be an unstoppable army.

Two brothers who ran a Philadelphia funeral home have pleaded guilty to selling corpses, Among them that of "Masterpiece Theatre" host Alistair Cooke, to a company that trafficked in stolen body parts.

Louis and Gerald Garzone pleaded guilty Tuesday in Philadelphia to charges including conspiracy, theft and abuse of corpse. The pleas came on the day their trial was to begin.

The mastermind of the scheme, Michael Mastromarino, pleaded guilty Friday to hundred of charges that could send him to prison for life.

Mastromarino's company took bodies from funeral homes in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania and carved them up without families' permission and without medical tests.

And did you notice this guy's name is Mastromarino? Sounds like an evil necromancer name to me..