Butt Bandit strikes back!

Dude is vandalizing his small Nebraska town by smooshing his bare buttocks (sometimes groin) against every surface in town. From Yahoo! News:

Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

[...] Some residents of Valentine, a town of about 2,650 people, find some humor in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks.

"We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, 'Oh, my God, we've been struck!'"

[...] "This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride.