At The Coozer Files, nothing interests us more than ginormous phallic vegetable matter. That is why it pleases us to report that our original report may not be anything special. In fact, many Long Islanders are coming forward with tales of mutant, tubular veggieflesh.
As it turns out, Long Island's wonderful mixture of toxic soil, artificial fertilizer, and cancerous drinking water has created wonderfully mammoth vegetables that no sane person would ever want to eat or stick up their cooter. Article here! Phallic/creepy gallery here!
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