I hate restaurants with stupid signs on their bathroom doors.

This important news item from Ananova raises two interesting questions: 1) Why do restaurants put annoyingly unintuitive signs on their bathroom doors, and 2) China has a pizza place?

I've hated stupid bathroom signs ever since I spent a week at this Wild West ranch camp place in Colorado when I was 11. I don't remember anything about that trip, including why I was there, but I do remember how the bathrooms were differentiated by "Buckaroos" and "Buccaneers". I had no idea which I was, and I was too young/self-conscious to ask for help. I don't think I used the bathroom all week.

Now, as a jet-setting New Yorker who finds himself dragged to all the hot clubs, I still find myself quizzically pondering the doors in front of me. Typically, I just let my nose be the guide, but can this annoying trend PLEASE go away and save me from having to embarrassingly ask a snooty waiter for help? If not, I'm just going to save myself from further shame and simply poop my pants.