Kinky.

Tomorrow (Sat) might be another slow day on Coozer Files. The first third of the day is all about the blintzes. Then - FREE KINKY SHOW! Ohmygosh.

Kinky is a great dance/punk/pop/Spanish rock band from Mexico that rocks mi gringo culo estupido. They're playing a free show at Central Park's Summerstage. If you're a New Yorker, there is no reason why you shouldn't be there, unless of course you're my evil doppelganger and we must never meet. (I know you're out there.)

After Kinky, my friend Dan the Canadian Cowboy is coming into town! How awesome is Dan? Let me count the ways: 1) He walks around with a cowboy hat. 2) He earnestly plays slightly dated novelty pop songs like "Milkshake" and "Toxic" ON BANJO! 3) He is traveling 14 hours on a Canadian Greyhound, where the odds of him being dismembered and his corpse defiled are staggeringly high. Especially if he whips out his banjo and plays that Feist iPhone song.

Anyway, if you need a Coozer fix, stop by ReadJunk.com for more news and fun stuff. Join the forum on RJ and make some friends! Or just go to CuteOverload. I know you want to. The Coozer Files and ReadJunk might be great, but there's no way we can compete against teh kittehs.